David, I'll have to kill you now.
No, no Aprilia. I'm staying on 4 wheels for the time being. Leg has been healed for quite some time. Not 100%, but have been doing track days in the 911 since November. Loaned the GTI to the ex while her Audi was in the shop and drove the 911 for a few days solid. pita as a daily driver because of the roll bar, but remembered how much I love to shift (yes, even in LA traffic).
I drove the WRX and just for grins an STI. Geez...the STI is the *****. It has gobs of go and just feels planted/solid. But no hatch (rumored to be an STI hatch on the way next year or the year after...total redesign of the Impreza for '08). The WRX is more versatile, as I can toss whatever crap in it and go pretty much anywhere (snow, sand, etc).
The A3 is fwd which doesn't send me (just like the GTI), but handles well and is quick (and stops better than the GTI) and well appointed. Also thought briefly about a used TT Quattro, but not really enough room. The Audi just has a bit more of a refined/sophisticated vibe to it.
Have yet to drive a Cooper. That's next on the list.