[JavaBrewer]

A couple years ago I was in DC/VA and those buggers were everywhere. You couldn't walk down the sidewalk w/o stepping on them. I remember sitting in a 8th floor meeting and getting distracted by the Cicadas banging against the windows by the hundreds. A guy there said his yard was FULL of dead ones and they had to close the windows cause the smell was so bad. No thanks...I'll take the killer earthquake every 50 years.