[M.D. Holloway]

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Middleaged & Overweight, not much ambition, likes to drink beer and watch the game. Looking for a women to hang out with sometimes when my friends are busy. She must be neat, thin, well groomed and willing to have sex whenever. Must have a great sense of humor and a willingness to put up with snoring and farting. Bass boat a plus.

I will bet $1000 any women who is going to respond and want to go out will be a soulmate.