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These have to be the stupidest creatures ever to roam the earth - dumber than plants. Obviously they were only put here to be food.

When I lived in FL years ago for school, I remember getting covered with these stupid bugs bicycling to class - that's how little it takes to splatter/kill them. It was unintentional and after a 5 minute bike ride (slowly) to class I had to find a washroom and clean the bug guts off my face, shirt and pants before going to class. It's surreal.