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A young man moved into a new apartment and went to put his name on his mailbox. An attractive woman came out of an apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
She started talking to him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious she had nothing else on. Then she placed her hand on his arm and said: "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her. Inside she let her robe fall. "What would you say is my best feature?" she asked.
He squeaked: "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded and hurt, she asked: "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes.
"How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
He stammered: "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me."