[Rob Channell]

Is it fast?

"It skips ten and goes straight from nine to eleven."
or just
"It goes to eleven."

"It made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

and from some Pelican somwhere in the past:
"It's ten pounds of whoop@ss in a five pound bag."

I had a guy ask me about the car in a grocery store parking lot. He asked what kind of groceries could I fit in it? I told him "Fast food".