[Superman]

I am so entirely DENSE, except in matter of politics of course. Truly, Websters wanted my picture to help illustrate the term "naive."

For example, I was once buying a half-rack of beer at a supermarket. The young lady at the register carded the fellow in front of me so, when I was up next, I asked her if she would like to see my ID. She said "not unless it has your phone number on it."

I was driving in my car when I figured out what happened.

But there's hope. A very good friend of mine has a new situation. She and her lover, another woman, found another love. So now it's two attractive young redheads and a slightly older brunette doing their impression of a plate of spaghetti each night. I promise to be paying attention if they ask me whether I'd like to accompany them.