[Rick Lee]

In college, I had a class with this girl who was so smoking hot, all I could do was stare at her and fantasize about how a girl like that would never talk to me. Last day of class the professor took us all to a bar and I talked with her a little. We were both gym rats, but she looked like she belonged in a BowFlex commercial. Never thought I'd see her again.

A few mos. later, she showed up at one of my band gigs and asked me why I hadn't returned any of her calls!!!!!! I was floored. Turns out she had gone to my gym, gotten my phone number from the front desk and left a few messages with my several knucklhead roommates, who never gave them to me. Arrggghhh!!! Anyway, I got a few mos. of great sex out of that one and then she slipped away. I'll never forget that image of her walking out my door with a condom wrapper in her sizeable hair.