[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by Superman
I am so entirely DENSE, except in matter of politics of course. Truly, Websters wanted my picture to help illustrate the term "naive."

For example, I was once buying a half-rack of beer at a supermarket. The young lady at the register carded the fellow in front of me so, when I was up next, I asked her if she would like to see my ID. She said "not unless it has your phone number on it."

I was driving in my car when I figured out what happened.

But there's hope. A very good friend of mine has a new situation. She and her lover, another woman, found another love. So now it's two attractive young redheads and a slightly older brunette doing their impression of a plate of spaghetti each night. I promise to be paying attention if they ask me whether I'd like to accompany them.

Idiot!!! Call the place and make sure she is working the next day. Then call your favourite florist (you do have one I hope!!??) and send her some flowers at work.

Go back the next day with a card for the young lady. Buy some more beer, wait in line and give it to her as you leave. Put something inside like a voucher saying "good for dinner" someplace you enjoy, and hope you enjoyed the roses...

One thing that many men forget are the flowers. When I was really in the "chasing mode" I had an account at a local florist and sent flowers on a regular basis.

Worked everytime for me...