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Never have seen a cat skeleton in a tree. Seriously, just lasso the tree somehow and shake it until the cat loses its footing. It will fall, but grab branches on its way down and survive. Might have schit stains on its shorts when it's done, but it'll be comedy to watch and the cat won't climb up that tree again.

Film it and post the video here. I guarantee it will survive. Thrill of his life, like one of us getting to drive an F-1 car.