I'd hate to hear what happens to the coach when he slaps a player on the arse. Unreal is right.
Unfortunate is more like it. Kids can't do anything these days that's legal/by the book, so when they break the rules, they go full bore.
When I see kids riding bikes with helmets on because of a silly city ordinance, I'm sympathetic. I'd like to give them a pile of lumber, some nails, a saw and a hammer, but I'd probably be the one getting nailed.
Total pu$$ification.