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Originally posted by svandamme

Yeah, but it's not even warm.

That's why you have to stop by Krispy Kreme first thing in the morning and grab you one of these.


Or, if you like the exotic and variety...

notice that some are ribbed for his pleasure, and a few are virginal


But the weirdest thing, that I've ever heard, and this is true. When I was bartending a 47 yo waitress once told several of us that guys could take beef liver, roll it up, stuff it in an old mayonaise jar and then have their way with it. We asked how she had come by that bit of info. She said "when your dad is a butcher and you have 3 brothers, you learn these things."

Fortunately, I don't have any pictures of that.