[polizei]

Today is the NICEST day of the year so far in Pennsylvania, and I was out driving with a buddy in my 911. I let him drive for a while, and he took it for a spirited run. We stopped to have lunch and noticed about half way into it that 3 police cars were surrounding my 911 in the parking lot. Mind you - we had been there for AT LEAST 15 minutes. As we left, the police informed us that we passed the scene of an accident where at least one officer and 3 civilians witnessed "a white 911 driving by at a high rate of speed". I sincerely do not remember going by an accident, but anyways... my buddy fessed up to driving fast, didn't try to get out of it, and took the near $300 "reckless driving" citation.

The sickeningly neat thing to me is that my buddy wasn't even trying to outrun the police officer who left the scene of the accident to chase us down, and the police didn't find us until 20 minutes later. Nice car, but your sins do catch up with you...