[Superman]

We've been over this before, Len. You bring the greediest, most self-serving corporate ladder climbers to the contest and I will bring some of my colleagues who protect working men and women by investigating employers who are on the wrong side of child labor, minimum wage and overtime laws. I like my team's chances of showing you guys what motivation really looks like. This conclusion that fear and money are the best motivators has been disproven by HUNDREDS of organizational behavior studies. Ask ANY professional compensation analyst whether money is the most powerful motivator. You will not be able to find one that agrees with that conclusion.

But yeah, I know the stories of the folks at the windows of the licensing agencies. There are friendly, fast and helpful people there, and there are some freeloaders. Just like at IBM. Halliburton. Exxon.