[ToddM]

Who are these morons waiting outside Apple stores for 2 days, sleeping in the rain, probably wearing diapers and ****ting themselves to not lose their place in line, to buy a brand new iPhone?



Interviewer: Excuse me, but why ARE you waiting in line here at the Apple Store.

Geek; Well, I'm a total fn retard. My life revolves around having the latest gadget to impress all y other geek friends. My life absolutely revolves around geekiness, but is otherwise totally valueless. I have NOTHING else to do with my time but waste a few days standing in line

Interviewer: "How Interesting. What will you do AFTER you get the Iphone?"

Geek; "I'm going to go stand in another line. After all, the new Harry Potter movie opens in just a few weeks.