Oh, I see. Good luck with that.
BTW: I like the joke this way (well, maybe). Needs a refresh, lawyer jokes are old:
The Pelican and his Porsche
A member of the Pelican parts forum parked his Porsche in front of his office.
As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off his driver's door.
Fortunately, an officer in a police car was close enough to see it happen and pulled up behind the accident, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the Pelican started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche was now completely ruined and would never be the same. No matter how hard any body shop tried to make it new again, he moaned that it was going to be a lost cause! He continued hollering for almost 15 minutes.
After the Pelican finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how crazy you Pelicans are." He said. "You are so focused on your Porsche that you neglect the most important thing in your life."
How can you say such a thing?" asked the Pelican. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck sideswiped you!!!"
"HOLY
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