Then why would you want to surf the net on one?
Posting a message or two on the BBS while sitting in the dentist's office would be cool. Looking up how many seats are at the Hollywood Bowl, while you're there, that's cool. Doing full-scale research, etc, surfing on a tiny phone - not very practical.
My phone is going to be returned, probably today. I need "reminder beep" functionality as a bare minimum for a phone to be useful to me. Silly me for thinking that this was programmed in the iPhone. Shame on me for being impulsive and buying the 1st generation of a product. You'd think I would have learned already, and that I would have thought twice...
-Wayne