Ha! I don't need to shop with Mike...it's not that he's great at choosing clothes (he isn't) - I have the first born son who is nearly 15 who IS great at choosing clothes...so I send Tom off with Mike instead
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In fact I LOVE shopping with Tom for myself...he's gonna make some girl very happy someday; he has great taste and flair...chose his Mum a micro mini a while ago (no pictures available) and the gals in the shop were astounded. His response - "hey I have a cool Mum, OK?!". Just last week he helped me with his younger siblings too. He has no doubt inherited his mother's eye
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And no...I don't think I've ever stood at the fitting room door asking Mike whether he has enough room in the crotch...I'd be in there checking it out myself
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Oh and leave the unwanted clothes in the fitting room; but do straighten them out and try to hang them on the hangers the way you found them. Do not leave them crumpled on the floor - this is not your bedroom (I'm teasing).