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I'm fed up with Andy Rooney. I mean, what's up with this guy? He makes a living by just complaining on TV for one minute once a week? What's that all about? I have to work all week to get a paycheck, and he gets to just complain to get paid. It's just not fair.
And have you ever noticed those eyebrows? You would think that any man who gets paid enormous amounts of money to just complain on TV would have the human decency to at least get those crazy brows trimmed up. As we used to say to those crazy hippies in the '60s, "get a hair cut, you crazy hippy!"
Ever notice how annoying his voice is? How when you read something imitating him, you can hear his voice in your head reading the sentence? I mean, that just freaks me out. Chaps my hide.
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