I get it all the time...
Only this last incident left me driving away with the biggest smile on my face after LMFAO!!!!
Recently had some Nice'n (Nissan) 4 banger 'rice' following closely behind with obvious intent of letting me know he was back there. I tried ignoring him at first, didn't work So, in somewhat heavy traffic I managed to gracefully weave through just in time to skip under a RED light leaving him stopped there. However, it ended up that I caught the very next one a block away. Knowing what was about to happen next, I noticed that my next turn was onto the 75mph freeway. He gets out of the hole on the green light first and roars to speed. I get the green a few seconds later and OFF I go toward my left hand turn at about 50 mph. What happened next was pure freakin enjoyment.
I make the turn without a hitch and on to 3rd doing about 80 mph when I look back in the rear view at rice boys attempt (failing horribly) at the same cornering maneuver. The understeer of his rice leads him right off the road and into the dirt for a complete 180 degree spin at the on ramp. I'm in a complete ball of laughter at that point. Best part of all is when he gets that heap back on the road and tries to catch up... by that time I had already hit 130 and settled back down to speed limit. He was nothing but a dot on the horizon.
For all those ricer and road idiot moments, this one moment made up for them all.