[village idiot]

Not too many big critters here, but we do have our share of field mice. Once, as I was eating lunch at work, I thought I felt something on my foot. I dismissed it, and five seconds later a small field mouse found it's way up the inside my pant leg to almost my knee.

Needless to say, I stood up to shake it loose and of course it went higher. Now, I'm not much of a dancer but for that instance Michael Jackson would have been put to shame.