[Dottore]

Ok.

This blonde is driving her Porsche and gets stopped for speeding by a blonde female Highway Patrol officer.

The cop comes over to the Porsche and asks to see the licence of the blonde in the Porsche.

Blonde driver fumbles around in her purse for a while and finally asks: "What's this licence thingey look like? I mean, like, I know I have one, but what's it look like."

The blonde cop replies: "Why it's small and rectangular - and it has your picture on it."

A short while later the blonde driver squeals with delight "Here it is. I found it." And hands the blonde cop her pocket mirror.

The blonde cop studies this for a moment, hands it back to the blonde driver and says....

[wait for it]






...."You're good to go honey. My bad. I didn't realize that you're also with the Highway Patrol."