[nostatic]

I was talking about my vacation plans with a friend and was having a tough time deciding between drinking myself into oblivion on the kitchen floor, or smoking myself into a stupor in the living room. It struck me that I really needed some hybrid or combination, as too much liquor makes me sick.

So do I go for stupivion or oblor? Stupivion sounds cooler to me...like a new ED drug. Oblor otoh sounds like a character in World of Warcraft or something.