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35 pages of jokes, whew...didn't read them all, hope this isn't a repeat.
Single fellow makes his fortune in the stock market in the USA. Dreams of owning a large ranch in the Outback. HooKs up with realtor, purchases huge land holding, packs and flies off to Australia.
Settling in after a few weeks, several hundred acres, long drive just to get to the main road, he's not even sure where his nearest neighbor lives? Standing on the front porch one A.M. with his coffee, he sees a approaching dust cloud, a vehicle coming down his long drive. Eventually a truck pulls up and skids to a stop.
Middle aged man hops out, big smile, introduces himself as the neighbor from "over that ridge another 12 miles or so". Some small talk, backgrounds, discussion of how secluded they are out here, etc., finally the man says he needs to leave, but then turns at the steps;
"Say young fella, I'm havin' a party this Friday night. Wanta come over?"
The guy says, "Sure, that would be great."
"Now, I'm not real familiar with Americans, there will be some drinkin' ...you don't mind drinkin' do ya?"
"Oh no, love my beer!"
"And cards ...you ain't opposed to gamblin' are ya?"
"Wow, no, I love playing poker."
"And ...well there will be some sex also, that OK?"
The newcomer, having not seen another human in weeks was ecstatic.
"Not at all!"
"Great I'll see you on Friday" The guy opens his truck door and the younger guy says, " Wait, I'm new to Australia and your customs...what should I wear to this type of party?"
"Wear? Hell, son, wear anything you please ...it's just gonna be you and me!
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