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2 really really big ones! fireproof/bombproof/theftproof/moisture proof blah blah. dumped big bucks.
1st one is combo dial.........you'll be dead before you get to the second numeral. takes forever to open.
2nd one is push button.............hitting the press keys... Y-your, D-dead, N-now, M-mofo, will let you in safe in about 1.1 seconds.
keep LOADED, nelson ford stainless springfield full-size, .45, one in pipe(federal hollow points), hammer back, on shelf in case BOOGER MAN surprizes me.
both anchored to core/mantel of the earth by using ingenious device called red heads.
the bigger of the two is really really really REALLY HEAVY! with planking on satillo tile we managed to break a couple of tiles while 6 of us moved it in thru front doors.
break into my house while im gone............thats why i pay insurance premiums. burn my house down.............the safes and all the goodies will survive.
smartest thing i have done. total security while im gone.
but theres one lil problem w/breaking in at my house...................YOU get to figure out if its an...... HK day, a SPRINGFIELD day, a BERETTA day, a SMITH and WESSON day, a SHOTGUN day, a SEMI-AUTO BLACK EVIL ASSAULT WEAPON day, or A REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE (death from afar) SEMI or BOLT ACTION day!
you choose which day you want to break in???????
at the very least....... there will be mass quanities of POOOOPY running down your legs! LOL!
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