[MRM]

That's good wordplay. Beet punch = borscht is funny. Why the frown?

Poking fun at Mother and Tabs' stream of consciousness posts is all in good fun. Join the give and take and you'll soon learn that taking a good one is almost as much fun as trying to teach Tabs when the "s" is possessive and when it's just plural.

Tabs', let this be a lesson to you and Mother: When you want a debate on this board we will shout you down with Nitpicking of Style over Substance. And don't even start in on the issue of Mother. She's not going to hand over world domination to you until she's done with it or you write a 500 word essay on the proper use of "it's" versus "its".