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Unfair and Unbalanced
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
Posts: 9,711
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An old couple go to the holy land. They are married over 50 years and she has been an incessant b!tch the entire time.
While on the trip she dies.
The undertaker tell the grieving husband, "for $150 we can bury her here in the holy land or for $5000 we can ship her back home."
After some thought the old man says, "I'll pay the $5000 and ship her back home."
The undertaker asks, "why would you spend $5000 to ship her back home when for only $150 you can bury her in the holy land. What could be better than that?"
He responds, "well, a long time ago you folks buried a guy here & 3 days later he rose from the dead. I can't afford to take that chance!"
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