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A woman is walking down the street when a funeral per session passes by. In the line are are 2 hearst's, a woman holding 2 pitbulls and 100 women behind her.

The curious woman walks up to the woman with the pitbulls and asks "Why are you taking these pitbulls to a funeral". The woman with dogs replies "they were my husbands dogs. This is his funeral."

The curious woman asks what happened to your husband. The lady with the dogs replies "the pitbulls turned on him and killed him."

Then the curious woman asks "Whos in the 2nd hearst?" The lady replies, "oh, thats my mother in law, she was also mauled by the dogs try to defend her son".

The curious lady with a wicked smile says "Hey, can I borrow your dogs?"

The lady points to the 100 plus women behind her and says "get in line."
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