hey how bout craigs list versions:
Hello,
Thanks for the prompt response and i will love to make an instant purchase,so pls do withdraw the advert from Craigslist, i dont mind adding an extra $20 for you to take the advert down from criagslist so that i can be rest assured that am in hand of the item. I will also like you to know that i will be paying via check, and it will be over night payment due to the distance. You dont need to bother your self with the shippment ok, i will take care of that. So i will need you to provide me with the following information
to facilitate the mailing of the check.
1.Your full name
2.Your mailing address be it residential or postal address
3.Your phone number.
**Once again ,I will like you to know that you will not be responsible for
shipping
I will have my mover come over as soon as you have cashed the check**
Regards,
Dr.Rowe.
and I love this one for a fish tank
Hello
I'm sorry I haven't been on line, but I had an accident and can't get around
to mail a check.I will have loved to call your phone but i am deaf, If you
are still interested in selling the item to me i will add $50 to your asking
price to cover cost of Business Check Paper that is needed for printing of
the Check.As my mode of payment will be via Echeck and my shipping co will
handle the pick up.Read more about Echeck via
www.insticheck.com ,I should
be home from the doctor by this afternoon, and would be happy to send the
Echeck once you must have purchase the Supplies at staples or stationery
store.It is sold for just $20. Thanks for getting back to me, and once again
I'm sorry I didn't see your email until today.I will await your email today.
Thanks