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Originally Posted by Moneyguy1

Reminds me of the story about the dairy farmer who thought it would be fun to use the milking machine for "relief". After a few minutes, he could not extracate his member from the machine and it was still running. In a panic, he called the machine's local service number on his cell phone. The service man told him not to worry. The machine was set to automatically shut down at the four gallon mark.

Loved this.....