[scottmandue]

I liked this one:

Originally Posted by johnco

so far I've learned from this BBS that since I shop at walmart, I'm low class, redneck, white trash, uneducated and live in a trailer. since I'm from the south my sister is my mother and I'm boinking my cousin and missing my teeth except for the one. since I drive a dually 4 door ford, all of the above applies, but I have a gunrack in the back window. since I'm not a believer in your god, I either think I'm smarter than you or some kind of wicked, ignorant, uneducated communist maybe even a homo. used to be people with Porsches had small penises, now I've learned it was the corvette I used to drive that is the sign. now I have feelings of inferiority and a need for attention because I had loud pipes?I dare not put my 911 on Ebay or I'll get ridiculed and analysed again if something, anything is not correct and the same as everyone else's Porsche. someone needs to write a book of rules of how I should live my life to make everyone but myself happy. I probably wear the wrong clothes also I'd bet.