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Originally Posted by Tim Hancock
Does he still get the virgins if his johnson got blown to smithereens?
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This does pose somewhat of a quandary for the islamic scholar. Mo said no pork 'cause it's unclean & ya can't go to heaven with anything unclean on you or in you. To this end a lot of muslim men squat to pee 'cause they think a drop of pee splashing on their leg will keep 'em out of heaven. So in the case of an exploding martyr like this one, should a drop of pee land outside his body before his consciousness expires will the unclean rule supersede the martyr rule or visa versa? Will he be chiilin with big al, the 72 virgins & 8 little boys, or will he be just a dead rag head rotting in the desert?
Here's another. In the holy month of ramadan, ya can't eat during the day. So if you're one of mo's peeps & you live in Alaska or Siberia, where day can last a few weeks???? I bet there's mot many Alaskan muslims.