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I hate the Nasonex bee more than any other commercial cartoon. This is not because of his pain-in-my-ass accent, but because he is such a gaddamn son of a *****. In every commercial, there are people enjoying their day, when that frickin bee flies in the room and gets next to them. He sits there, threatening them with his jagged stinger, just waiting for the opportunity to sting. Then he wiggles his body around, releasing pollen from his collectors on his legs. This causes the people in the room to sneeze, which is immediately followed by a gleeful response from the bastard bee:
"OH NO- SEASONAL NASAL ALLERGY SEEEMPTOMES!!!!"
After nearly acheiving orgasm over the now-suffering humans, the bee proceeds to bust out the Nasonex. He knows that the humans need it to breathe after his dumbass puts all the pollen out there, and sure enough, they use it. They also use it because again, the bee is sitting there with his stinger, threatening them.
"HOORAY- NASONEX SAVES THEE DAY!"
Now the bee pleasures himself while the humans call their doctor and get a lifetime prescription for Nasonex.
Having ruined their day, he will move on to some happy family picnic, and blow dandelions in their faces and then sell them the Nasonex like a glorified crack-dealer.
I hate the Nasonex bee.
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