[mikester]

Cop pulls over a speeder....

speeder says angrily "I was going as fast as everyone else - why'd you pull me over?!"

Cop replies "Ever go fishing?"

Speeder "Yeah..."

Cop "Ever catch all the fish?"



Thank you! Good night! don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses, I'll be here all week.

About 2 weeks ago I kid in a 4 runner came barreling around the corner on our street. I live on the corner so I watched him careen around the corner leaving skid marks on the street and everything. As he goes around the corner he then proceeds to drive up on the sidewalk and stop a few doors down from my house. A teenage girl gets out of the car and goes into the house - he pulls a violent u turn and goes back the way he came. This time as he passes my house he can clearly see me giving him the stink eye and writing down his license plate number.

I go inside and pickup the phone and start dialing the local PD. We live in a small community in LA that has a rather large police force for the population.

As I'm dialing however I see a police car cruising past so I step outside and flag him down.

I explain to him what I just saw and that I was just dialing the police station. I give him the license number and description of the driver and 4 runner. He says "I'll run the plate and if he's local - I'll go over to his house and TALK TO HIS DAD!"

awesome. I don't know if it actually happened but I hope it did...I haven't seen him since though and my house didn't get TP'd which is something that happens around here (not to my house) about once a quarter.