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The 911 is named "Portion", after what my 4 year old daughter called it when I brought it home - "You got a Portion, daddy!!!"
Our Park Avenues are "Shirley" and "Agatha" - cars driven mostly by bluehairs should have appropriate names. Don't knock 'em till you try one.
Lexi or Alexis - 2002 IS300. Used to be "fun car" (again named by daughter) until "Portion" came around.
Gracie - Gray 1992 Chevy Cavalier (obvious)
Holley - 99 Olds Alero. We had an Angus and an Aberdeen as cats, and were missing a Holstein to complete the cow theme.
Bug - 1973 VW Beetle. Duh.
Lemon or "The Egg" - white 1989 Pontiac Lemans (quite a lot of fun for 73 HP and 40MPG, when it wasn't broken, which was almost never)
Duckling - 2002 Pontiac Aztec (sure was ugly). Practical. Not just "not fun" to drive, but actively annoying to drive. Brainfart purchase since rectified by selling after stellar depreciation.
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'88 Coupe Lagoon Green
"D'ouh!" "Marge - it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen"
"We must not allow a Mineshaft Gap!"
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