[Overpaid Slacker]

Hail to the Victors valiant!
Hail to the conquering heroes!
Hail! Hail! to Michigan!
The leaders and best!

Hail to the Victors valiant!
Hail to the conquering heroes!
Hail! Hail! to Michigan!
The champions of the West!

Best. Fight. Song. Ever.

Big House --
Largest stadium in North America (5th largest in the world)
Largest crowd in North American stadium history -- 112,118 ( I was there for the 2nd largest at the time).

More than 200 consecutive crowds of more than 100,000 (going back to 1975).

Best record in college football -- 860 wins and .745 winning %. 11 National Titles.

Winning record against every opponent.

Easily the coolest, most recognizeable helmet

Go Blue!

And, failing that -- Rrrrrrroollll TIDE! ROLL!

***** Notre Dame and the self-annointed, insufferable "Irish".

JP