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Background: My parents live in a rural area with a driveway that is about 1/8th of a mile long. Here house is 10,000 SF 2 story and only a few years old.
The event: My stepfather comes down the stairs after he hears the front door close. A guy in a Horizon Foods outfit is standing in his house! Before he can start his pitch my stepfather starts asking him WTF he thinks his is doing walking in the house. The salesman says "I knocked a few times and no one answered but I knew someone was home so I didn't see any harm." Stepdad was livid.
The salesman decided to get lippy and ask what the big deal was! My stepfather is 6'4" 270lbs (35yrs old, don't ask). He grabs a pool stick that is laying next to the pool table and flies at the guy.
The salesman flees the house, jumps in his meat truck and gives step dad the finger. Then proceeds to intentional run over the mail box!
I have since let them have my pit bull and they haven't had a visitor yet.
Good stuff.
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