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married 19yrs.
dee-vorced joyfully 8 years.
been a man whore extrordinaire past 6 years-priceless.
dated present drop dead good looking 36year old blonde g/friend w/36dd hooter option last 2 years-perfect.
befo i re-marry i will have to purchase my 35-38ft formula boat w/twin merc 525EFI's/A/C(used divorce forces sale) and my 89 speedster(used low miles/divorce forces sale).
that way she cant take my house, nor my boat, nor my porsches(plural), nor my bikes, nor my quad,nor my guns,nor my drum set,nor my dogs,nor my kids,nor my tools, nor my scuba gear, soul,heart, bank accts, etc fill in the blank!
figure driving to the lake w/my cab or speedster post divorce, and hopping in 36ft formula, if i cant find a new one ..............i should probably shoot myself!
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