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Originally Posted by DARISC
I've been married twice.
Both were excellent housekeepers.
When we got divorced
they kept the house.
Badda bing!
On accasion I see my 2nd ex-wife on the road.
I still miss her.
But my aim is improving!
Badda boom!
I had a girlfriend I was crazy about.
She wanted to get married.
I got excited, then she said
"But not to you!"
Ka Pow!
They say a man is not complete
until he is married.
Then, he is finished.
Wham bam bodda bing!
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WAIT!!! You forgot one...
I never knew how happy a man could be until I got married...
...but then it was too late!
[que rimshot]
Randy