A co-worker was telling me the story of the first and only time he went sky-diving.
Evidently once they reached altitude he freaked out and said no way, I'm not gonna jump.
He described the sky-diving instructor, an ex-navy seal the size of a gorrilla. The instructor told he is going to jump or else. The co-worker said or else what?
The instructor told him that if he didn't jump he was gonna bend him over and have sex with him.
There was a pause, so I said "did you jump"
He said, "yeah, a little at first"
like the old saying, only two things that fall out of the sky: bird *****s and dumb *****s. no way would I ever do that