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One day I was shooting straight pool and I was lining up to shoot the 7 ball and a little frog jumped out of the side pocket onto the rail.
The frog said : shoot the 5 ball first, shoot the 5 ball first.
Why should I listen to you your just a frog?
The frog said : shoot the 5 ball first, shoot the 5 ball first, just trust me.
Well I followed the frogs coaching and ran 255 balls straight. I couldn't believe it. The frog brought me unbelieveable luck. I decided to take the frog to vegas and gamble with my winnings. We sat at a black jack table and I get dealt an 18.
The frog says hit it, hit the 18.
ARE YOU CRAZY HIT ON 18?
The frog says just trust me hit the 18.
I have the dealer hit me and draw a 3 and get 21. I couldnt believe it.
This went on until the floor boss came over and asked me to leave because he thought I was counting cards and was up $20,000.
We were getting real tired so me and the frog get us a suite.
I set the frog on the pillow next to me and laid done to go to sleep.
The frog says kiss me, kiss me.
No way am I gonna kiss you your a frog.
The frog says kiss me, kiss me.
If I kiss you will you let me get some sleep?
The frog says kiss me, kiss me and I will let you get some sleep.
Well I kiss the frog and the frog turns into this voluptuos 17 year old
blonde bombshell, that I just could not resist.

YOUR HONOR I SWEAR THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED!