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That reminds me of a joke. An 80 year old man sits down on a park bench. Suddenly, a frog leaps onto the bench next to him and says " If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess!". The old man picks up the frog and places it into his pocket. The frog exclaims 'What are you doing!? Aren't you going to kiss me?". The old man replies, "At my age, I think I'd rather have a talking frog."
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