[competentone]

I'm thinking I should be feeling sorry for this guy.

Ad for a 2006 911 convertible (2050 miles, $87,000):

2006 PORSCHE 911, Garage kept, still has new car smell. Cocoa top, cocoa mats, GPS system, Sport Chrono Package, Heated seats, Colored crests in wheel caps, BOSE sound system.Never driven in rain. Gently driven, tach never above 4, 500. I even tinted the garage door windows so the sun would not fade the paint. This is my baby, she is perfect in every way. Clean title in my posession, price is very firm and very fair. This car has less mileage on it than a demo. It is a 997 model which has not changed over the past year. The exact car sells for $99, 630 this year. My selling price is based on NADA value.