What the hell! For the second day in a row, I've nearly drunk a fly that's gotten into my Starbucks coffee
through the freakin' slit in the lid.
After taking a sip of my drink, I felt something lumpy on my tongue that was also a little bit fuzzy. I immediately spat out what's probably been God-knows-where: garbage, dog *****, people's food.
Last night when it happened, I gargled and with Pravda vodka (then spat). Tonight, I just brushed my teeth.
Hmmm...it's just not the sort of protein I'm looking for at the moment.
