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Originally Posted by dd74
What the hell! For the second day in a row, I've nearly drunk a fly that's gotten into my Starbucks coffee through the freakin' slit in the lid.
After taking a sip of my drink, I felt something lumpy on my tongue that was also a little bit fuzzy. I immediately spat out what's probably been God-knows-where: garbage, dog *****, people's food.
Last night when it happened, I gargled and with Pravda vodka (then spat). Tonight, I just brushed my teeth.
Hmmm...it's just not the sort of protein I'm looking for at the moment. 
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DD you have been living in West LA for toooooo long. You have become an "Uppity" West Coast Politically Correct Liberal Yuppie. I bet you can't wait for Hillary to become president ...Geezus, in the rest of the world they would consider the fly to be valuable protein.