Wait till payday, if the check arrives at 9:00 then get there at 8:00 and box everything up, when the check hits the inbox grab it and hit the door walking slightly fassssster than normal....
Don't look back and laugh loudly all the way to the P-Car waving the envelope containing your check.....
If you can't laugh loudly or have a dry laugh then try singing a few bars from the ole Johnny Paycheck song " take this job and shove it "..... as you walk out the door.
Giving notice is kinda like that commercial, two weeks notice ten bucks, one weeks notice twenty bucks, no notice and walking out the door singing, priceless ....lol
Course if you get paid by direct deposit, just clean out your stuff the night before and sneak away at the end of the day and dont go back after you confirm your money is in the bank, don't answer your phone either for a few days...lol
Todd
