[john walker's workshop]

dumbass chick cuts me off in the safeway parking lot and parks in the handicapped space. i park and walk in behind her and ask if she's handicapped. she asks why i'm giving her crap. she's kind of having trouble walking because her pumps are so tall, so i apologize to her (tongue in cheek) because i see that she surely is handicapped because she's wobbling all over the place. got another line of crap out of her. too funny.