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Two Rednecks were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the first Redneck says to the second, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The second Redneck crooked his head sideways for a
minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard
about the question.


Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but
it sure would make us even.