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Originally Posted by Rick Lee

Halle and Alicia are fine no matter what they do. The others I never found attractive in any form to begin with. Lisa Kudrow makes me want to punch the tv. Just her voice annoys me before I even get a look at her face.

I always thought her face looked like a deer.

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.