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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong
and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you
in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.



An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk....

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said,
"You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room
and say things like that."

" Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear
or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man walked out, waited several minutes
and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose.